[text][the adventure of the initial advertisement]

[lostwithoutmyblogger]

Consulting detective services available.

Specialties include solving the apparently unsolveable, chemistry, criminal subcultures & serial killers.

Fees negotiated on sliding scale, will work pro bono

[It takes a second, but he adds]

or for tea & soup.

-SH.

Comments

[Video]

[neverquitedies.livejournal.com]

Serial killers?

[A little laugh.]

The only ones of those you'll find around here are the kind that show who they are immediately. You don't need a detective for that sort.

[Shadows under his pale red eyes, since Rhode left- paler, thinner than usual, but not quite aware of it. He carries himself confidently though, perhaps a bit too confidently for the priest collar he's wearing. Conveniently enough, the cross that's wound around his neck is slightly scratched. The chain looks as if it had been broken in several places and then repaired expertly.

That, and a million other little details. Sherlock's going to have a field day with this one.]

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

[The video clicks on, and the detective looks him right in the eye.]

Truly, Father?

[Video]

[neverquitedies.livejournal.com]

That's the way it's always happened. We've never had an unsolved mystery here.

[Audio]

[snarkypotions]

<sub>[Reads everything. Sounds familiar. About to dismiss.

Reads initials. Pause.]</sub>

Would 'SH' by any chance stand for Sherlock Holmes?

[Audio]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

[Also pauses.]

It would.

[Audio]

[snarkypotions]

How... How do you know how to use the PCD?

_{[That is indeed the most pressing question at the moment.]}

[Video]

[buntails.livejournal.com]

You're really organized. Sounds kind of old-fashioned, though.

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

There is nothing old fashioned about clear terms.

Re: [Video]

[buntails.livejournal.com]

Ehe... Well the tea and soup sound good!

[Video]

[trollinurgarden.livejournal.com]

[... This is like the books Bard'd read him or the television and radio shows!]

Uwaaah, can you really solve the unsolveable?! [Where was this person with the recent murdersathomesob]

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Perhaps not in the rigid definition of the world, but I can come closer than most.

[Video]

[trollinurgarden.livejournal.com]

[Instantfan]

Wooooow! That's so amazing! And you catch bad guys too! [So he gathers from serial killers]

[Video]

[purebloodmight.livejournal.com]

[Tom is figuring out the PCD by trial and error in his room at the clinic. He looks... almost interested. Almost. He has already met Alice Liddell. Sherlock Holmes, well, every Muggle-raied British child read those silly stories growing up.]

Detective services.

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Consulting detective.

[The video reveals him propped up in an armchair, eyes shut. One opens, almost lazily.]

For food, if at all possible.

[Video]

[purebloodmight.livejournal.com]

Food is a lot more valuable in this world than money is, that's certain.

What do you expect to find during your investigations, Mister Holmes?

[Tom has spent his time in Adstringendum -- the past two or so hours of it -- recuperating in a bed and going through conversations. The more information, the better.]

[Voice]

[feel-nevermore.livejournal.com]

People don't have money here, sir. And I doubt you'll find many clients for such business. People tend to deal with their problems themselves here.

However you can find food and shelter at Mrs Unohana's clinic. [x;y].

[Voice]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Money isn't really my object. But thank you.

[Video]

[ff_red_turk]

...

[Blink.]

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

[Well?]

[Video]

[hyuugahime]

... Hello ? A-Are you okay ?

[Hinata's eyes are all white, which means she can be mistaken for blind.]

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Quite all right, thank you.

[He eyes the video feed.]

[bunny_flower]

You shall require more than just tea and soup in this weather.

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Shall I?

[Sounding surprised.]

[Voice]

[i-can-has-soul.livejournal.com]

I hardly see a need for detectives here, to be honest.

[Voice]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

You hardly see.