[text][the adventure of the initial advertisement]

[lostwithoutmyblogger]

Consulting detective services available.

Specialties include solving the apparently unsolveable, chemistry, criminal subcultures & serial killers.

Fees negotiated on sliding scale, will work pro bono

[It takes a second, but he adds]

or for tea & soup.

-SH.

Comments

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[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Perhaps not in the rigid definition of the world, but I can come closer than most.

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[trollinurgarden.livejournal.com]

[Instantfan]

Wooooow! That's so amazing! And you catch bad guys too! [So he gathers from serial killers]

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[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

...did you want something?

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[trollinurgarden.livejournal.com]

Uhmm...

...

... I don't think so?

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[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Then-?

[Video] ... I laughed @ icon keywords

[trollinurgarden.livejournal.com]

Uhm... [Good question... wait. Detective. Unsolveable. It finally clicks]

Are you Sherlock Holmes?!

[Video] I had fun with them!

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

I am.

[Twice, now...]

[Video] XD They're awesome

[trollinurgarden.livejournal.com]

Waah, Bard reads me all your stories! You're amazing!

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[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

You don't mean John's dabbles?

[Video] Finny breaks the 4th wall, I'm sorry LOL

[trollinurgarden.livejournal.com]

[Blink]

John? Mmm, the name on the books were uhm... [Headscratch] .. Arthur! ... Doily? [He doesn't remember the last name]

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[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

[Penname, he assumes. Interesting.]

His writing is not a good account of my work.

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[trollinurgarden.livejournal.com]

It's not? But you're really good in them!

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[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

It is not.

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[trollinurgarden.livejournal.com]

... Are you better?

[Curious Finny is curious]

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[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Not-

It's his priorities.

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[trollinurgarden.livejournal.com]

[Is your head hurting yet, Mister Holmes? Finny doesn't quite understand but he likes talking so he'll keep asking question. Plus it's Sherlock Holmes, god damnit!]

What do you mean, Mister Holmes?

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[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

He tells stories, rather than describes crime scenes. Too much art, too little logic.