[text][the adventure of the initial advertisement]

[lostwithoutmyblogger]

Consulting detective services available.

Specialties include solving the apparently unsolveable, chemistry, criminal subcultures & serial killers.

Fees negotiated on sliding scale, will work pro bono

[It takes a second, but he adds]

or for tea & soup.

-SH.

Comments

[Video]

[neverquitedies.livejournal.com]

Serial killers?

[A little laugh.]

The only ones of those you'll find around here are the kind that show who they are immediately. You don't need a detective for that sort.

[Shadows under his pale red eyes, since Rhode left- paler, thinner than usual, but not quite aware of it. He carries himself confidently though, perhaps a bit too confidently for the priest collar he's wearing. Conveniently enough, the cross that's wound around his neck is slightly scratched. The chain looks as if it had been broken in several places and then repaired expertly.

That, and a million other little details. Sherlock's going to have a field day with this one.]

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

[The video clicks on, and the detective looks him right in the eye.]

Truly, Father?

[Audio]

[snarkypotions]

<sub>[Reads everything. Sounds familiar. About to dismiss.

Reads initials. Pause.]</sub>

Would 'SH' by any chance stand for Sherlock Holmes?

[Audio]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

[Also pauses.]

It would.

[Video]

[buntails.livejournal.com]

You're really organized. Sounds kind of old-fashioned, though.

[Audio]

[snarkypotions]

How... How do you know how to use the PCD?

_{[That is indeed the most pressing question at the moment.]}

[Video]

[trollinurgarden.livejournal.com]

[... This is like the books Bard'd read him or the television and radio shows!]

Uwaaah, can you really solve the unsolveable?! [Where was this person with the recent murdersathomesob]

[Audio]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

It's fairly basic technology.

[Eyebrow arch unseen, but skepticism there in his voice.]

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

There is nothing old fashioned about clear terms.

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Perhaps not in the rigid definition of the world, but I can come closer than most.

[Video]

[neverquitedies.livejournal.com]

That's the way it's always happened. We've never had an unsolved mystery here.

Re: [Video]

[buntails.livejournal.com]

Ehe... Well the tea and soup sound good!

[Video]

[trollinurgarden.livejournal.com]

[Instantfan]

Wooooow! That's so amazing! And you catch bad guys too! [So he gathers from serial killers]

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

...did you want something?

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

They do.

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

That will change.

[Video]

[trollinurgarden.livejournal.com]

Uhmm...

...

... I don't think so?

[Video]

[neverquitedies.livejournal.com]

What makes you so sure?

Re: [Video]

[buntails.livejournal.com]

Let's do it, then!

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

It takes someone to see what others do not, someone to ask the right questions.

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Are you offering to provide the soup?

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Then-?

Re: [Video]

[buntails.livejournal.com]

I could try but... I thought the post meant you had some.

[Video]

[neverquitedies.livejournal.com]

You sound very confident, sir.

[Video] ... I laughed @ icon keywords

[trollinurgarden.livejournal.com]

Uhm... [Good question... wait. Detective. Unsolveable. It finally clicks]

Are you Sherlock Holmes?!