[text][the adventure of the initial advertisement]

[lostwithoutmyblogger]

Consulting detective services available.

Specialties include solving the apparently unsolveable, chemistry, criminal subcultures & serial killers.

Fees negotiated on sliding scale, will work pro bono

[It takes a second, but he adds]

or for tea & soup.

-SH.

Comments

[Audio] no worries.

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Oh?

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[istoppedtime.livejournal.com]

Sherlock Holmes is a fictional character. What's your real name?

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[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Sherlock Holmes.

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[istoppedtime.livejournal.com]

You're not gonna get far with that, smartass.

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[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Although I realize apparently, in some universes, Sherlock Holmes is a fictional character, I can assure you this is my true identity.

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[istoppedtime.livejournal.com]

Could be, but more likely you're just nuts.