[Accidental Audio-Video]

[lostwithoutmyblogger]

[The video feed clicks on. It's still covered by taped down paper, so all that's visible is shadow through white light- and the sound of Sherlock's voice.]

No, no, no, it should be obvious-

[Who is he talking to?

Well. One might be concerned about that.]

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[thelonegenin]

What should be obvious, 'ttebayo?

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

What?

[He asks, with some irritation, having his train of thought disrupted.]

-the blood sample.

[thelonegenin]

... Blood?

Oi! Who is that?!

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Sherlock Holmes.

[He peels back the paper, leaving a smear of red on the camera lens. Whoops.]

Or did you mean who was the sample? I didn't get a name...

[thelonegenin]

... Sherlock Holmes. That's a weird name. Is it Holmes, or Sherlock?

Uh. Ew.

The hell! That's someone's blood, 'ttebayo!?

[Video]

[seehowitends.livejournal.com]

What ought to be obvious?

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Sherlock.

And of course it is.

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

I want to measure your teeth.

[Video]

[feel-nevermore.livejournal.com]

[A smirk.] Obvious to anyone or just obvious to you, Sherlock?

[thelonegenin]

Argh!

Why don't you clean it up, 'ttebayo? What are you even doing with that?!

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe not to the rest of you.

[Video]

[feel-nevermore.livejournal.com]

[A soft snort.] So what is it about anyway?

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

I'm busy.

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

A blood sample.

[Video]

[seehowitends.livejournal.com]

All right. Want me to come by tonight?

[Video]

[feel-nevermore.livejournal.com]

A blood sample you took? From who?

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Yes please.

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

One of the rabbits.

[snarkypotions]

What should be obvious about the blood?

[Video]

[feel-nevermore.livejournal.com]

A rabbit? [You, Sherlock, have the strangest ideas. Raven's not even gonna ask how you managed to get that sample without getting bitten.] And so, what did you find out?

[Video]

[seehowitends.livejournal.com]

Right. I'll be there in a bit. [The feed clicks off. Once it's dark, Spike is at the door, knocking. Sure, he can come and go as he pleases in Sherlock's home, but he has a soul... which lends one to not just barge in when they please.]

[Video]

[sleightofhearts.livejournal.com]

Oh, it rarely ever is.

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Enter!

[Poor Spike, your courtesy so wasted. Sherlock just bellows over his shoulder.]

[video]

[taijiya]

Um... excuse me? Is someone there?

[Sango heard a voice, but the lack of an accompanying face is perplexing.]

[Video]

[seehowitends.livejournal.com]

[He goes inside.] So... you want just the fangs or the before and after?

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Before and after, please.

[Quite pleased that there will be no fuss about it. Spike is an excellent test subject.]

[Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Nothing yet.

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

That- oh, hello, professor.

Re: [Video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Apparently not.

[video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

Yes?

[The paper peels back.]

Re: [video]

[taijiya]

Oh. [A face.] My apologies... I heard a voice and didn't see anything and I'm still not sure how this thing works...

[Offline]

[seehowitends.livejournal.com]

[Spike is paid well for it.]

Right. [He goes over to Sherlock and opens his mouth. His teeth are all of average size for an adult male. Average size for canines, from what I can find, is 26 mm and the normal range is 23 - 28 mm.]

[video]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

They do have an audio function. I suggest you get lessons.

[Offline]

[lostwoutmyblogr.livejournal.com]

[He approaches him with a small tape and thin plastic stick, and takes the measurements quickly and professionally, muttering to himself and occasionally muttering 'wider.']

[taijiya]

I'll get the hang of it soon.

Ah... if it's not presumptuous to ask, what were you talking about?

[snarkypotions]

Good afternoon, Mr. Holmes.

[Offline]

[seehowitends.livejournal.com]

[He opens his mouth wider when prompted and lets Sherlock measure.]

[thelonegenin]

... Then don't put stuff like this on the networkthingy.

[Video]

[feel-nevermore.livejournal.com]

Okay. Then what's obvious?