au meets hotel

This is getting old, this waking up in a bed together business. This time, when Sherlock opens his eyes, he lets out a groan of irritation.

He's had more sex these last few weeks than he has his entire adult life.

This time is different, though- this time there's a note on the dresser for them. He hasn't seen it yet, but it reads;

Both of you hide in the closet, right now.